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Venezuelan baby name chaos

September 6, 2007 · 5 Comments

Venezuela’s government wants to limit baby names to an approved list of 100.

Goodbye, Tutankamen del Sol. So long, Hengelberth, Maolenin, Kerbert Krishnamerk, Githanjaly, Yornaichel, Nixon and Yurbiladyberth.

I had no idea that wild names were such a big deal in Venezuela. Some names are fanciful phonetic constructions - “Haynhect, Olmelibey, Yan Karll and Udemixon” - while others have a political tinge.

Software searches of the voter registry find more than 60 people of voting age with the first name Hitler, including Hitler Adonys Rodríguez Crespo; eight Hochiminhs, among them Hochiminh Jesús Delgado Sierra; and six Eisenhowers, including Dwight Eisenhower Rojas Barboza.

This finally explains why a Venezuelan acquaintance of mine is named Stalin.

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