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October 23, 2007 · 3 Comments

Categories: Weird Crime

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  • Jeff // October 23, 2007 at 5:46 pm

    The singer walked out of the DeKalb County jail after putting up bond - and signed autographs as he walked back to his bus.

    I hope you’ll keep this in mind, Meg, when fame and fortune lead you into waffle-house brawls.

    “Yes, I realize you had no choice but to cut off that waitress’s hand with your samurai sword, Ms. Gardiner, but can you please sign my copy of China Lake?”

  • Meg // October 23, 2007 at 6:11 pm

    Waffle-house? My dear, you must be kidding. If I’m caught in a brawl anywhere it will be the Girly Pancake House in Oklahoma City (Motto: “We’re stacked better!”). And I wouldn’t bother with the samurai sword. My rapier wit would suffice. And maybe a butter knife.

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