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October 29, 2007 · 4 Comments

Dead man loses fingers despite carrying ID.

TIRANA (Reuters) - A dead man’s fingers were cut off for identification in Albania even though he was carrying identity papers and his killer confessed.

If your ex is planning a “Who’s my baby’s daddy?” appearance on Jerry Springer and wants a DNA sample, I suggest you stay away from Albania.

Categories: Weird Crime

4 responses so far ↓

  • Ken // October 29, 2007 at 11:42 am

    Let your fingers do the walking.

  • Jeff // October 29, 2007 at 2:51 pm

    Speaking of Jerry Springer, I was recently surprised to learn of the British musical Jerry Springer: The Opera, that its content proved controversial in Britian, and that it’s coming to America this year. I imagine it as a bit like The People vs. Larry Flynt, but not as classy. Am I right?

  • prospectus // October 30, 2007 at 4:54 pm

    If I remember rightly the controversy was religious. Jesus appeared in it and took part in the usual ‘f*** you, you ho!” with some of the other guests or something.

    I don’t think it was spontaneous Christian ire, though - some group called Christian Voice or something were trying to orchestrate mass complaints and so on.

  • Jeff // October 30, 2007 at 7:19 pm

    I think I ran across their website. They wanted readers to match the funds God would be providing for the legal case.

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