It’s been far too long since I’ve had any posts about gnomes. Finally — breaking news.
“Creepy gnome” terrorizes town.
A town in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a ‘creepy gnome’ that locals claim stalks the streets at night, The Sun reports.
The little person — who wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk — was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.
The gnome demimonde is a sinister world, I tell you.
(Thanks to Snart for the link.)
11 responses so far ↓
Jay // March 13, 2008 at 10:29 am |
DON`T LOOK NOW!
Patti // March 13, 2008 at 1:40 pm |
But if you do look, look sideways!
Don // March 13, 2008 at 1:50 pm |
That kinda, sorta looked like that little creep from Spawn.
Snart // March 13, 2008 at 2:28 pm |
Don’t they say, gnome news is good news?
Ken // March 13, 2008 at 3:02 pm |
The sideways gait is because gnomes are reputed to be hung like horses.
gargoyle // March 13, 2008 at 7:11 pm |
For those of you familar with Jonathan Couton,
“And there’s a creepy dolll…..who always follows youu…”
(thanks to my husband for coming up with that one)
Snart // March 13, 2008 at 7:24 pm |
I question how in a “town in Argentina” there can exist so many “small people” that no one would know who this person might be.
Was this a bet to see if they could get themselves on the news?
Don // March 13, 2008 at 10:38 pm |
I saw the video. They were screaming like little girls. I think it was fake. Must have been.
It’d sure be a good X-Files episode.
thymebandit // March 14, 2008 at 12:04 am |
Gnomefinger fumes in his secret lair (well, OK it’s under the concrete mushroom in the back garden – but he still fumes. It is his wont.).
“Curse you, humans! we of the pointy hats and sideways walks will have the last laugh! It is written in the Book of Gnome. Our time is coming.!”
Today, South America, tomorrow… 26 Acacia Terrace. Just by the rose bushes.
Meg // March 14, 2008 at 9:44 am |
Load the potato guns, troops. Gnomefinger has been flushed from hiding.
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