It’s finally happened: a convergence of gnomery and underwear theft.
A lab technician who dressed as a female elf to steal lingerie at knifepoint was jailed for two years today.
No word whether the robber’s demands were written in Elvish.
(Via Dave Barry.)
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Ken // April 2, 2008 at 4:01 pm
To an elf, a C-cup bra could be used as a hammock made for two.
Monita // April 2, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Depends. Are we talking the Lord of the Rings variety of elves? Hard to imagine, Galadriel or Arwen scuttling around Victoria’s Secret with a knife. Maybe the global financial recession has even reached Isengard! But this begs the question, do female elves even wear lingerie? Inquiring minds want to know!
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