“Man accused of strolling in thong, fake breasts.”
MANCHESTER, Conn. – A Manchester man has been arrested after he allegedly strolled along Interstate 291 wearing nothing but a thong, fake breasts and a wig. Police say they received several calls about the man, which prompted an hour-long search over the weekend.
A search? For what? Hairspray? A bra to support the full-figured stroller? Heavy duty man-thong elastic?
Oy. All this summer thongery has put a terrible melody in my head. “Dueling Banjos,” played on a G-string. Thong-th-thong-thong-thong, thong-THONG-thong-thong.
Yes, I am severely jet lagged.
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Monita // July 2, 2008 at 4:25 am |
This guy is lucky he wasn’t on the interstate in England where the lorry with 330 crates of bees turned over…