“Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.”

Posted on June 28, 2009 | 5 Comments

Tennessee couple accused of assault using Cheetos.

Well, there goes the scene I was planning to write, where Evan Delaney and Cousin Tater resolve their differences by fighting in a pit filled with the things.

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5 Responses to “Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.”

Dan | June 28, 2009 at 1:31 pm | Reply

What a waste. I’m sure the stoned wallabies would have appreciated some Cheetos.
Dana Jean | June 28, 2009 at 3:25 pm | Reply

Well, as that cat says,

“It ain’t easy being beat with Cheatos.”

What? Isn’t that what he said?
Dana Jean | June 28, 2009 at 3:38 pm | Reply

*sigh* CHEETOS.
C.D. Reimer | June 29, 2009 at 5:23 am | Reply

I’ve always wondered what would happen in a Twinkies versus Ho-Ho fight.
WFMeyer | June 30, 2009 at 3:03 pm | Reply

Just great. Now there’ll be a ban on assault-Cheetos too.