Bikini-clad woman accused of carjacking in Mississippi.
SOUTHAVEN, Miss. – Police in Mississippi say a woman was carjacked by a bikini-clad suspect, who they say later tried to rob an RV dealership. Southaven Police Chief Tom Long said the 24-year-old suspect approached another woman in her driveway and demanded the car… the suspect then drove the car to the business, where she told employees she had a gun and demanded money.
“The employees did not believe the claim and restrained her until officers arrived.”
Robbers, take note: Shouting “I’ve got a gun” while dressed in a bikini raises the “Hey, doofus, where?” question.
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She said “I’ve got a pair of thirty eights.” T he employees, after due consideration, decided that they were merely thirty fours and didn’t feel threatened.
Amazingly it appears alcohol may’ve been involved.
Meg, that’s my favourite question ever.
I just had one of those self-realization moments… I got as far as “bikini-clad woman..” before I clicked the link.
I’ve got problems.
But, it was a long winter here in Chicago. And summer is so short…
There. Justified. All better now.
Ken,
haohaoehaoheohaoehohaohea!!!!
I’d be interested to know how many employees were female. I’ve always said that the perfect robbery of men could be committed by a well-endowed, topless female. Afterward none of them could give any facial description to a sketch artist.
Monita,
I think you underestimate the accuracy of the facial description men could provide the sketch artist. For example, I would probably accurately note that my eyes had been bugging out, my mouth hanging open and my brow covered with beads of sweat. How much more detail could you want?
I stand corrected. However, you forgot the thread of drool trailing from said hanging-open-mouth…