Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation’s Capitol To Spare Life Of ‘Twilight’ Author

Posted on June 30, 2010 | 1 Comment

All hail Stephenie Meyer, protectress of America! “ONN’s Terrorism Expert Omar Al-Farouq explains how Al Qaeda’s love for the beloved teen vampire series prevented the death of thousands.”

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One Response to Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation’s Capitol To Spare Life Of ‘Twilight’ Author

  1. Dan | June 30, 2010 at 12:20 pm | Reply

    “…Osama bin Laden himself is a member of Team Jacob…”

    That was great… I needed a good laugh this morning. Thanks, Meg!

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