The worst self-help titles never written

Yesterday, SlushPile Hell held a contest to invent the worst self-help book ever. My favorites:

@cathy_bryan: How to Text and Drive Faster: The Last Self Help Book You’ll Ever Need

And:

@realsmivey: Do It You’re Self: A Guide To Self-Publishing

And speaking of contests… it may be time for a new one on this blog.

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8 Responses to The worst self-help titles never written

  1. Rename the blog? Truthfully?

  2. I still haven’t found the one self-help book I’ve been looking for:
    Chicken Soup for the Vegetarian Soul.

  3. Contest? Did someone say contest? Looks like I picked the perfect time to crawl out from under my rock and return to “lying for a living!”

    Oh wait, I hear you’re planning to rename this blog.

  4. Contest? It’s about time.

  5. I’m still entering the contests. I know it’s someone else’s (is that a word?) turn to win but I love to play. They make me laugh and I need all the laughs I can get.

  6. Hey, I think it’s time for the last ten books everyone has read thread.

    Or maybe the last 10 good books read.

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