Some days, the blog posts just write themselves. Or, rather, the links do.
Delhi deploys ‘super monkey’ for Games security
NEW DELHI (AFP) – Delhi authorities are to deploy a contingent of langurs — a large type of monkey — at Commonwealth Games venues to help chase away smaller simians from the sporting extravaganza.
From Wednesday 10 langurs will be put on duty outside several Games venues in the Indian capital, with the swimming complex seen as particularly vulnerable to monkey misbehaviour, an official said.
Good. I was worried about Rebecca Adlington getting sunk in the 800 freestyle by a pack of ravening spider monkeys.
And y’all think Mr. Peebles is farfetched?
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I think Mr. Peebles is on overseas deployment