Headline of the day

Posted on October 15, 2010 | 15 Comments

“Moss Man” arrested in attempted heist.

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15 Responses to Headline of the day

  1. FlakeNoir | October 16, 2010 at 1:26 am | Reply

    A Rolling Stone, he’s not!
    “You got my heart you got my soul
    You got the silver you got the gold
    You got the diamonds from the mine
    Well that’s all right, it’ll buy some time…”

    I suspect that ‘Time’ is definitely goin’ to be on his side!
    (Or his back, front, or even his knees.) :shock: :oops:

  2. Dana Jean | October 16, 2010 at 2:39 am | Reply

    If nothing was stolen, how can they charge him with burglary? He attempted burglary, but nothing was burglered yet. They should have let him burgler something and then they could have got him on burglary. As it stands, they are burglerless.

  3. Dana Jean | October 16, 2010 at 2:40 am | Reply

    burglared, burglar, burglarless. Dammit.

  4. Dana Jean | October 16, 2010 at 2:41 am | Reply

    Not that some of those are real words.

    I’ll show myself out.

  5. Dana Jean | October 16, 2010 at 2:42 am | Reply

    burglared, burglar, burglarless

  6. Rich | October 16, 2010 at 2:25 pm | Reply

    Wow, this is harder than finding Waldo. Where could he be? :>)

  7. Jason | October 16, 2010 at 3:40 pm | Reply

    Wasn’t there an episode of The Night Stalker (Kolchak!) where Richard Kiel was dressed up in an outfit like this…?

  8. Ron | October 16, 2010 at 4:38 pm | Reply

    Dana Jean, I ain’t no lawyer, but here’s what Wikipedia has to say:

    Burglary (also called breaking and entering and sometimes housebreaking) is a crime, the essence of which is entry into a building for the purposes of committing an offense. Usually that offense will be theft, but most jurisdictions specify others which fall within the ambit of burglary. To commit a burglary is to burgle (in British English) or burglarize (in American English).

    Which raises this question: Does the fact that I’m not housebroken mean that I’m not burglarized?

    And separately, before we get too critical of this guy’s appearance, I would just like to point out that, for reasons that had nothing to do with any disguise I put on, my nickname is college was Sasquatch, or, to my close friends, ‘Squatch.

  9. Dan | October 16, 2010 at 6:02 pm | Reply

    Moss Man? I wonder if his real name was Pete….

  10. Ken | October 18, 2010 at 11:58 am | Reply

    It was daylight shrubbery

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