Moss Man, the guy arrested outside an Oregon museum wearing a sniper’s ghillie suit, has told a court his disguise was a Halloween costume, that he was lying in the grass “out of fear of a nearby (police) dog,” and that he was having a bad day.
But, as Gizmodo notes: “Why he was lying in the grass next to the Rice Northwest Museum of Rocks and Minerals, why he had brought a backpack along with him, why he had punched a hole in the wall of the museum, why his children allegedly thought it would be fun for daddy to dress up as a sniper—all these will likely remain unknown mysteries of the cosmos.”
Interviewed by Portland reporters, Moss Man said that maybe he would write a crime novel and use his mug shot as a cover photo.
Hey, I’ve seen worse.
(Thanks to Dan for the link.)
Halloween costume? As what…the Jolly Green Wookie?
Oh boy, the places that Dana Jean could go with that one…
Hoahaohaoha! don’t you know me too well Flakers!