Monthly Archives: January 2011

Today: Vroman’s Bookstore

Today I’m speaking at Vroman’s Bookstore in Pasadena. I’ll be talking about The Liar’s Lullaby. And there will be lunch. Yes, lunch. It’s at 1 p.m.

If you’re in the area I’d love to see you.

Smell like Jack Bauer

What we’ve all been waiting for. 24: The Fragrance.

A spokesman for The Fragrance Shop, where Bauer obssessives can exclusively purchase the aftershave, said: “The man behind this exceptional perfume is enigmatic with incredible self-assurance. He conveys an air of extreme distinction. He is urban, cosmopolitan, but above all a hero.”

This is not a joke.

The verdict?

So what does it smell like? More prosaic descriptions of the aftershave among willing testers in the Guardian office ranged from “mosquito-repellent” to “musty” via “flowers and bubblegum”. Kinder comments included: “OK but lacking complexity”, “not bad” and “it smells of sophisticated danger” – the latter said with a raised eyebrow.

I think guys should spray it on while screaming: “Dammit! I have no choice!”

Road trip: Southern California

I’m flying to Los Angeles this morning, then driving to Santa Barbara. I’ll be back online once I cross the Atlantic.

Now I just have to figure out where to get a quadruple espresso and a kilo of Junior Mints for the drive.

I wouldn’t dream of interrupting a reader

Brainstorming, and getting lost in the mist

It’s one of those days when I stare so hard at the walls that my family asks if I’m all right, and looks at me like I’m about to either speak in tongues or start channeling spirits from the ancient world. Actually, I’m letting my brain shift into the weird gear that lets me work on developing a new plot. For a new book. So while I let the voices in my head babble away, feel free to talk amongst yourselves.

What music are you listening to? Anything new?

More about the music from The Liar’s Lullaby

“Bull’s-eye,” the second song from The Liar’s Lullaby, is sung by WAMMIE Artist of the Year Patty Reese. Patty recorded the vocals in Virginia with Goose Creek Music.

But the rest of the music was laid down at Ghost Studios in Ripley, Surrey, by Definitely Arson.

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Definitely Arson is Chris George on organ, Mark Shreve on drums and piano, Paul Shreve on bass, and Nate Shreve on guitar.

Yes, I sent a friend and all the guys in my family into the studio, demanding: Music. Now! Make it good!

I think they did.

The Husband wrote the music to go with the lyrics from the novel. He and my sons brought it to life. And while Ghost Studios didn’t look like much — being in a ramshackle stable in the middle of the countryside — the session provided a few surprises. You’d hope it would, since it’s in Eric Clapton’s hometown. When the recording engineer brought out a microphone for Mark’s drum kit, the mike had a name taped to it. Sting.

It seems the engineer had worked with some good musicians. So it was fairly awesome when the guy asked Mark if he was available for session work. (They’re always looking for drummers around these parts — it’s Spinal Tap country, and they need players who won’t self combust.)

Okay, I’ll stop being a braggy mom now.

No, who am I kidding? Here’s Nate, recording the main riff and the bridge:

The Chase Film

Some thrillery commercial fun for a Friday.

New music from The Liar’s Lullaby: Bull’s-eye

The Liar’s Lullaby opens at a stadium rock concert that goes horribly awry. A stunt helicopter plummets toward the crowd, followed by the star of the show, Tasia McFarland.

Tasia is shot to death as she sings her hit single, “Bull’s-eye.” Yeah, it’s a wild opening to Tasia’s final act.

Here’s the song.

As with the novel’s title song, “The Liar’s Lullaby,” “Bull’s-eye” is sung by Washington Area Music Association Artist of the Year Patty Reese. Patty’s accompanied here by Definitely Arson.

Download it free or listen right here:

Ways for writers to fail at social media

Social media marketing techniques that don’t work for writers — or, at least, fail to make me want to buy your book:

  1. Create a Facebook profile for the hero of your debut novel. Tell nobody that the profile belongs to a fictitious character. Pretend that the profile belongs to an actual human being. Have your hero send me a friend request.
  2. Create a Twitter account in the name of the villain of your new mystery. Follow hundreds and hundreds of people in the hopes they’ll automatically follow back. Update the character’s status every three minutes with links to your author website.
  3. Send me an email that opens: “I think my boss is a serial killer. No, seriously.” Followed by the unsolicited first chapter of your NSFW novel. Followed by a request for a blurb.

I don’t know — maybe I’m crazy, but these techniques don’t work on me. Anybody else?

Thoughts on Tucson

Until now I haven’t commented here about the atrocity in Tucson on January 8th. Aside from a couple of remarks on Twitter, I haven’t discussed it publicly at all. Like everybody else, I was horrified by the massacre. I’m amazed and glad that Rep. Gabrielle Giffords has survived. I haven’t written about it because I wanted to clarify my thoughts, and I didn’t want to speak intemperately. And plenty of others have spoken about it. Some have spoken clearly, and movingly – I thought the president’s address at the Tucson memorial was presidential.

But in another way, I’ve been talking about it for months. My current novel is a thriller about the risk of political violence. The Liar’s Lullaby is commercial fiction, and written to be entertaining. But it has a political edge, because for the past few years I’ve been concerned that deadly violence could erupt from the depths of the American far right. During the 2008 presidential campaign, I became increasingly angry at the dishonest and over-the-top rhetoric that roiled both the Internet and the national media.

When The Liar’s Lullaby was published, last June, I wrote a Big Idea essay for John Scalzi’s blog. Here’s how the essay opens:

Delusions can be dangerous. And not only to the delusional.

That reality—that warning—underpins The Liar’s Lullaby. I’m not just talking about clinical delusions, such as “I can fly” or “The microwave wants me to stab you.” I mean political delusions—conspiracy theories about secret government plots to destroy America. Extravagant fantasies that involve Them, and their sneaky cousins, They.

And I explained what worried me:

Psychiatrists speak of “consensus reality.” In the paranoid subculture, people have formed a consensus unreality. They eagerly swallow the craziest lies. They crave proof the world is about to fall into the side pocket—because they’re gonna fight back.

But when commando wannabes show up at political rallies dressed like characters from “The Unit,” they aren’t restoring Norman Rockwell’s America. They’re indulging in fantasies of political violence. They’re playing Apocalypse, holding a karaoke revolution. Hey, kids, let’s put on an insurrection in my dad’s barn! You bring the camo, I’ll bring the ammo. Wolverines!

Tragically, these fantasies don’t always stay confined to the mind.

I believe in democracy and the rule of law. Since I wrote the essay, we’ve had political rallies where supporters paraded with guns strapped to their legs; where candidates and voters shot automatic rifles at targets labeled with an opponent’s initials; where a senate candidate spoke of invoking “Second Amendment remedies” if the vote didn’t go the way she hoped; where a major party’s candidate — Giffords’ opponent — published campaign posters depicting him in his army days, dressed in camo with an M-16 rifle propped in his crotch. This is not healthy.

Selling this as The American Way is diseased.

These days, thanks to the ’net, extremists can groom people for violence from behind a screen. The Manchurian Candidate doesn’t need to be kidnapped and held in a Red Chinese brainwashing camp. He can be hoodwinked and rallied to action from his own basement.

But right now, in the USA, the lies and crazed rhetoric aren’t simply emanating from the ‘net. They’re coming from major media outlets and elected officials. Many of the people spouting this idiocy are doing it out of self-interest or for entertainment – it’s a dog whistle that draws fans, ad dollars, and votes. Unfortunately, some of the people listening to them, out there in the real world, are not in on the joke.

As for Tucson: Yes, I believe the massacre can be considered political. While everything I’ve heard about Jared Loughner suggests that he’s psychotic, and that his psychosis drove his decision to kill six people and wound many more, the fact is: He shot a congresswoman in the head at point blank range, at a “Congress on Your Corner” event, possibly because he disliked the way she had responded to a political question he’d raised at an earlier public forum. It’s inescapably political.

This is not to say Loughner’s actions were motivated by right wing narratives. But he had apparently marinated in a stew of conspiracist rhetoric — the vitriol hawked up by what John Avlon calls “the Fright Wing.” It seems to have sunk in.

And I’m not writing here out of partisan passion. Because a liberal Democrat is presently America’s elected president, the current venom comes from the right wing. In the past, when conservatives have held power, the left has screamed and acted out. And I remember California in the seventies—the deadly Marin County courthouse siege, the Patty Hearst kidnapping, the violent and pointless circus of the Symbionese Liberation Army and its would-be “revolution.”

But we can only work on the present. We can only change the future. And today, it’s the right that’s presenting itself as the righteous opposition to tyranny, and stoking the flames. Voted out of power, the wildest response has been to claim the entire government illegitimate and evil. That’s both absurd and dangerous. And wild-eyed visions of armed revolt against the current administration are not simply immoral; they won’t work. It’s a fantasy, but can devolve into worse. It has before.

If you’ve never walked among the rows of chairs at the Oklahoma City memorial, you should. There are 168 of them. When you come to the small chairs, which represent the 19 children murdered that day, you shouldn’t feel unchanged, or careless about how violent ideology can wreak destruction in the real world. You should stand up, pay attention, and be ready to speak out.

That’s all I have to say for now. Except this — today, it’s a day to remember an American who preached non-violence: Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

This week: “Life of a Crime Writer” talk

Friday evening I’m giving a talk: “Life of a Crime Writer.” It’s a benefit for Sam Beare Hospice. If you’d like to discover the truth about being a crime writer, to have a glass of wine and a bowl of soup along with some good conversation, and to contribute to a worthy cause, here’s what you need to know:

Life of a Crime Writer
Friday 21 January 2011
7:30 for 8 p.m.
Christ the Prince of Peace Church
Portmore Way
Weybridge, Surrey KT13 8JD

Crime can be a real drag

If you’re going to impersonate a cop and pull traffic stops, you might as well look fabulous doing it.

Man in drag impersonates Baltimore police officer.

The most recent bogus stop was on Sunday, when police say the man stopped a woman and made off with her driver’s license. Police say the man was wearing knee-high boots and a shoulder-length black wig.

He has other outfits, too. As you do. Be on the lookout for “a ginger bob-style wig, an oversized police hat and pleated pants that ‘poofed’ at the hips.”

Edits, proofing, imagining new book

I’m not ignoring you. But I’m cranking through the copyedits on The Nightmare Thief, proofreading the galley proofs for the paperback edition of The Liar’s Lullaby, and throwing ideas for the next novel against the wall to see what sticks. When my son asked what’s for dinner, I couldn’t answer. My brain is full.

Putting things in perspective: the known universe

Start off the week with a big-picture view of the cosmos.