After yesterday’s culturally elitist post on the Predator opera (“Da choppa is coming but this thing is too fast…” “If it bleeds, we can kill it!”) it’s time for something more down to earth. So, while I imagine how to stage The Liar’s Lullaby as an Aida-style stadium musical (“Look out, the singer has a gun!” “What’s that monkey got in its hand?”), have some fun playing Streetview Zombie Apocalypse.
Note to my mom: I tried it several times, using various Santa Barbara locales — Dos Pueblos High School, the Old Mission… and your address, which was the most deadly. I not only failed to escape, but barely got around the corner from your house before they found me. The zombies killed me in 40 seconds. So keep the car gassed and ready to go, and don’t remove the machete from under the driver’s seat.
32 seconds. Probably shouldn’t have started with an address in a road with TWO cul-de-sacs.
1:34 – “Run Flakey, run!” (Fleeing is my natural state.)
Neat game, thanks Meg.