This works as both a science joke and as a classic thriller line. However, if I bought the T-shirt, you know what I would have to change, don’t you? Because wearing it like this would drive me mad. Mad, I tell you.
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- I write thrillers: the Jo Beckett series, the Evan Delaney novels, the stand alone novel RANSOM RIVER, and the upcoming THE SHADOW TRACER. I'm from California but you can find me in London, England, and sometimes in Austin, Texas. Read here about the writing life and the lies that pay my bills.
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