Priceless. And awful.
Here’s “The Hunting Safari”:
[Y]ou’re following “missionary kids” on their way to Africa! To spread the word of God! Because, of course, Africa is a dark morass of savagery full of “rabid dogs,” “venom-spitting cobras,” “poisonous fish,” and natives who need nothing more than yet another proselytising white interloper to offer a bit of spiritual guidance.
“Create Your Own Erotic Fantasy: The Classics Professor” also sounds amazing. Where amazing means You gotta be kidding me… a Classics professor?
I’m still shuddering.