‘Cause nothing says fun like a stripper on the run

I cannot stop myself from posting this. The headline is impossible to ignore.

Fugitive Stripper’s Wild Ride.

After eight days on the lam, the Dougherty Gang are trapped on the side of the road, their car nearly flipped on a speed break, with flashing police car lights all around. In a futile attempt to escape, Grace Dougherty runs through a dusty Colorado field, a Walsenberg police officer on her heels. She turns to shoot, but the cop’s bullet hits her leg first. The mayhem ends.

The Central Florida siblings—Ryan Edward Dougherty, Dylan Dougherty Stanley, and Lee Grace E. Dougherty—led authorities on a 2,000-mile, cross-country chase, collecting ammo, and a surprising number of fans, along the way.

Of course they collected fans. To quote one of Grace Dougherty’s Facebook admirers: “What’s better than a stripper with a Ak and robin (sic) banks…”

Sounds like Dougherty took The Nightmare Thief adventure role-playing idea just a little too far.

4 responses to “‘Cause nothing says fun like a stripper on the run

  1. I love to farm and shoot guys and wreck cars. I’m a redneck and proud of it.

  2. I never thought of like that..I guess they wanted their own Bonnie & Clyde adventure. Let’s see how they handle the aftermath.

  3. And they’re not even from Kitsap county.

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