Me: My dad was an English professor.
British friend: I didn’t know your father was English! What did he teach?
Upon reading that exchange, I have to ask: are you sure you don’t work in IT? Because that’s the sort of thing we programmers say to each other all the time!
A guy walks up to an athlete at the Olympics. “Are you the pole vaulter?”.
“Nein, I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”
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I write thrillers, including UNSUB, the Jo Beckett series, and the Evan Delaney novels. You can find me in Austin, Texas. Read here about the writing life and the lies that pay my bills.