“If the atrocious illiteracy of the average Internet commenter has ever driven you to anger, frustration, or violent homicidal thoughts…” Perhaps some day there’ll be an Internet grammar test.
“By requiring you to discern from various sets of simple but somehow commonly mistaken words just to be allowed online, these CAPTCHAs would rapidly rid the web of phrases like ‘Your an idiot’ and ‘I’m definately getting Nickelback tickets.'”
Well. I definitely am.