Dan points me to this “Little Feds Christmas Kit” — which includes a tactical vest and a telescoping baton.
Now, I grew up playing cops and robbers. Like all healthy American kids, I had a trunkload of toy guns. At the beach, lake, or neighborhood pool, my friends and I played at getting gunned down, with as much screaming, flailing, and splashing as possible. Hey, we’d seen the trailer for The Godfather. All that’s normal. But a telescoping baton? That’s freaky.
Note also that the Little Agents playset is a choking hazard. Even without using the baton in a chokehold.