Tomorrow I’m heading to the Sundance Film Festival. I will be packing sunglasses and attitude. Anything else you think I should take?
Note: Requests to capture Robert Redford/Peter Sarsgaard/Rashida Jones will be rejected. Friends and family already have dibs.
On film, people. Capture them on film. Sheesh. What did you think I meant? Just because I have a T-shirt that says, “Everything I need to know, I learned from the people trapped in my basement,” is no reason to take everything I say literally.
(PS – Mom, I’ve poked air holes in the crate, so your gift will arrive in good shape.)