Signs and wonders. Of what, you decide:
I want mine deep fried. With a side order of cardiac stents. Pizza Hut introduces new pizza: crust stuffed with hot dogs.
You’ll be shocked to learn that alcohol, not just gravy, was involved: Gravy-wrestling model hit in the face with monkey wrench after finding friend having sex on her sofa.
And finally: Jesus, the latest snack food craze. Jesus Christ appears on yet another potato chip. The finder “said the ripple-style Clancy’s brand chip purchased at an Aldi store is now safely stored in her china cabinet.” (Bonus: “On YouTube, you can find video documentation of Jesus Cheetos.”)
Personally, I’m waiting for Christ on a Junior Mint.