This sign was posted at check-in at O’Hare airport. Damn. I hate having to carry on my chainsaw.
Jetlagged. More when I am awake.
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I write thrillers, including the #1 New York Times best seller Heat 2, co-authored with Michael Mann. You can find me in Austin, Texas. Read here about the writing life and the lies that pay my bills.
- "A delight." One of the top blogging writers - Guardian.co.uk
- "Hilarious" - GalleyCat
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Maybe a Texas flight? x)
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