Can’t say I blame them. Simply walking through the door into a Chuck E. Cheese makes me want to bash myself in the head with a Whack-a-Mole mallet just to make the noise stop.
Hey, now I know how to equip myself the next time I go to Chuck E. Cheese.
And, finally, this is not from The Onion. Two days before the Mayan Apocalypse:
5D represents probably the completion of the current generation Skynet system. Already, Astrium is in discussion with the MoD about the shape of a possible follow-on.
I know exactly what the follow-on’s shape will look like: Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Now where’s my mallet and my garden hose?