Yesterday’s post talked about the message that I found in the blog’s spam filter — the message that said, “You are the worst author”. Today I found a new message, caught in the spam filter in response to that post:
Do you have any video of that? I’d care to find out more details.
I hate to tell the spambot (named “project freedom”), but I don’t. I don’t even know how an author would get video — what, of the wanton use of adverbs? Stories with characters made out of such flimsy cardboard that they’d melt under a garden sprinkler? Plots with holes so big that the Blue Angels could fly through them, side by side?
I’m waiting to see what spam delights come next.
And I’m off on a long flight to the USA. Back tomorrow.