Let’s check the headlines and see what’s happening out there.
First, the Daughter sends this news about crime in the Sunshine State:
Notes the Daughter: “Aren’t you glad my brothers and I loved Taco Bell too much to waste it in this manner?”
Indeed I am. For many reasons.
Bianco allegedly spotted the 10-point white-tailed deer while running errands on Nov. 26, 2012 in Blairsville, Pa., which is 30 miles east of Pittsburgh. He leaped from his truck, chased the deer and fired several rounds from a handgun at it while still in the Walmart parking lot, eventually bagging the buck nearby. Reasonably concerned, Walmart shoppers called 911 to report a man with a gun running through the parking lot.
“Obviously, we can’t have someone running through a Walmart parking lot shooting at a deer,” said the wildlife conservation officer who investigated the incident.
No, you can’t. Save that kind of mayhem for Whole Foods, please.
Taking the “unpaid intern” degradation to its logical conclusion, erotic novelist Chad Leslie Peters posted an ad late last week to Craigslist seeking a “female participant” for a 30-day love affair which he plans to turn into a book.
According to Peters, his first novel, an e-book entitled The Affair: a Thirty Day Experiment in Love, became a bestseller on Amazon, reaching the top twenty in the site’s erotic books category.
He’s now preparing to write a sequel to The Affair. And that’s where you come in:
The book will detail every aspect of a mutually-agreed to romantic affair between myself and a young FEMALE lover (perhaps you), experienced over 30 days, as in the novel.
I’m flying to London later today. It’s a long trip, so I may have the time to shove my jaw back into its hinges.