Signs that I’m in the UK:
1. The headlines read: “New traffic fines to be issued for ‘middle-lane hogging’ and ‘inconsiderate motoring.'”
2. There’s excitement over a big national competition: the shed-building contest. “Sheddies” are building extravagant garden sheds that look like pirate ships, tree houses, palaces… who will win?
3. The traffic alert signs on the motorway warn: “A303 at Stonehenge June 20-21 expect delays.”
I’m about to board a flight to the USA. I won’t get to dance around the heel stone at dawn on the Summer Solstice. Rats.