Dear Guy Screaming Obscenities in the Elevator:
- Your voice echoes up the shaft. Go on, stare blankly when the doors open. We heard you.
- If you’re going to pretend you weren’t the one yelling, then wait until you get off before you start yelling again.
- If you’re going to shout, “F***, f***, f***,” at least add, “Yippee-kay-ay,” and climb out the ceiling like John McClane in Die Hard.
The Rest of Us