If you’re going to yell

Dear Guy Screaming Obscenities in the Elevator:

  1. Your voice echoes up the shaft. Go on, stare blankly when the doors open. We heard you.
  2. If you’re going to pretend you weren’t the one yelling, then wait until you get off before you start yelling again.
  3. If you’re going to shout, “F***, f***, f***,” at least add, “Yippee-kay-ay,” and climb out the ceiling like John McClane in Die Hard.

Thank you.

Signed,
The Rest of Us

One response to “If you’re going to yell

  1. Yeah, I think Boehner is doing that a lot lately.

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