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This week’s sign of the apocalypse: Jersey Shore-naments

Rich writes: “Just shoot me now.”

Jersey Shore Christmas ornaments.

Yes, now you can celebrate the birth of Jesus by decorating your tree with Snooki and her heaving, spangly boobs, plus the Situation hoisting his shirt to admire his own physique. The only thing less appropriate would be Westboro Baptist Church decorations: little protesters with hideous picket signs, screaming abuse every time you pass the tree.

To counter this abomination, I suggest another ornament: Jack Reacher. At 4 a.m., he climbs down the Christmas tree and rips the Jersey Shore ornaments to shreds.