Tag Archives: Grammar

Can you control your inner pedant?

Here’s a grammar test. But it’s not just about knowing the rules, it’s about whether you can stop yourself from wagging your finger and correcting others. Give it a try.

Can You Control Your Inner Pedant?

I scored 49%. At first, I didn’t mind letting casual grammar and misspellings slip through. But the longer the test went on, the more I felt the urge to correct the sentences onscreen.

Now I’m going to lie down and put a cool cloth over my eyes.

Grammar geeks battle report: the Oxford comma



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A grammar vigilante strikes at the supermarket


The notice above is posted in the elevator at my local supermarket’s parking garage. Today I noticed the red splotch. It took me a moment to realize it wasn’t random — somebody had deliberately crossed out the superfluous “at.” I don’t know whether the red stuff is paint, blood, or Chateauneuf-du-Pape, but the message is clear. Thank you, grammar vigilante. The next time I’m trapped in the elevator — excuse me, the lift — I’ll be sure to let the contractors know which branch of Waitrose I am in. Especially if it’s the Nakatomi Towers branch and Hans Gruber and his henchmen are pursuing me through the air ducts and elevator shafts, trying to recover the detonators.

Why yes, I did watch Die Hard last night. How did you know? Ho-ho-ho.

Horse punch, violent sheep, ferrets under glass?

Yes, people are crazy. But take a look at all these stories and consider how different each headline would read if the punctuation was changed. And tell me how the second headline could be written to sound clearer and less like a tale of demon sheep.

Police: Man punched police officer, horse.

Town hunts werewolves after sheep attacks.

Guest called room service for a ferret.

NASCAR, illiterate?

Author Julie Compton writes:

Daytona 500 Race. I’m sitting in the stands, watching the race, flipping through the “Official Souvenir Program.” On page 158, I come across the “Kid Zone” with a fill-in-the-blank puzzle. Anyone else see a problem with this “teaching” tool?

If the image isn’t clear, here’s an excerpt.

“The Daytona 500 is called ‘The Great American _____’ (verb) and has been won by 35 different _____s (verb).
…. Dale Earnhardt _____ (verb) the race in 1998. When he won, the rest of the _____s (verb) lined up on _____ (adjective) _____ (noun) to _____ (verb) his hand.

Julie: I think this is the perfect teaching tool. NASCAR Mad Libs. Go wild, kids.

Grammar allergies & Cormac McCarthy: funnies for the weekend

Cyanide & Happiness understands how I react:

And just in time for Saturday night: Pictionary, the Cormac McCarthy edition.

(Thanks to Kelly for the Cyanide & Happiness link.)

Punctuation. Very dangerous. You go first.

Bad spelling opens up security loophole.

A missing dot in an email address might mean messages end up in the hands of cyber thieves, researchers have found.

By creating web domains that contained commonly mistyped names, the investigators received emails that would otherwise not be delivered.

Over six months they grabbed 20GB of data made up of 120,000 wrongly sent messages.

Some of the intercepted correspondence contained user names, passwords, and details of corporate networks.

Poor punctuation is hazardous. I knew it.

Today’s grammar lesson: “Smell Like a Monster.”

Jason writes: “Sesame Street does Old Spice… with Grover.”

Weird Al, Grammar Avenger

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A tradgey, and comdey, in the mistaking

Misspelled tattoos.

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Yet more proof that punctuation matters

A comma is not the same as an apostrophe. At least not if you’re a Girl Scout.

(From Fail Blog.)

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So much for my attempt to give up snark

Lent is approaching and, as in past years, for the penitential season I was planning to give up snarking. But that’s a forlorn hope now that a Michigan software company has created brand new punctuation: the sarcasm mark.

Sarcasm, Inc. has invented the SarcMark, “which resembles an open circle with a dot in the center.”

“Statements have the period. Questions have the question mark. Exclamations have the exclamation mark. When you see the newest punctuation mark for sarcasm, you’ll know the writer of that sentence doesn’t literally mean what they’re writing; they’re being sarcastic,” the company said in a release.

Boy, I’m going to be nothing but peaches and cream once I start using this punctuation mark. And just wait till Evan Delaney gets her hands on it.

(Via The Rap Sheet.)

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Grammar Armageddon

It’s said that the devil has the best songs. Apparently he has all the apostrophes, too.

To paraphrase Anne Lamott: When you’re convinced God hates all the same people you do, it’s a sign you’ve remade God in your own image.

I think I’m on this poster about eight times.

(Via The Rejectionist.)

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Grammar challenge from David Foster Wallace

Amy McDaniel posts a grammar worksheet from a non-fiction seminar given by David Foster Wallace. And it’s got some toughies.

(Via GalleyCat.)

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