I can’t tell whether this is a real photo or a mockup, but it doesn’t really matter: Somebody thought a Jesus Monster Truck needed imagining. And I hate to admit, but it wasn’t me. In China Lake, the Remnant drives around the desert planning the Apocalypse in pickup trucks. What was I thinking? The Jesus Monster Truck could have carried them all to their compound in the Mojave for some happy-clappy mayhem, with room for the baton-twirling triplets on the roof.
(Via Jesus Needs New PR.)