I just bought a book titled How to Disappear. And Amazon urged me to share the news with all my social networks.
(And just to be clear: the book is research for my next novel. Don’t worry, kids — when it’s time to pull our vanishing act, I’ll send you the secret signal, and not via Facebook.)
lying for a living 
May I borrow that book? I promise to return it eventually.
Of course. Just ignore the little RFID tracking chip I’ve inserted in the spine.
Is that the book by the skip tracer? We had a speaker at the New England Crime Bake a few years ago who talked about how to hide from guys like him. (He has helped a few folks with stalkers/abusers “disappear.”) I think I’m supposed to become a Delaware Corporation at some point.
That’s the book. And now that I know to look for you starting in Delaware… mwahaha!